Frequently Asked Questions

Q. How much do they cost?

A. One million dollars. Next question.

Q. Do you have experience raising exotic animals?

A. Yes, we have a donkey.

Q. Can you board our cat while we go to Disney?

A. Haha. Seriously?

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."             ~ Groucho Marx