Frequently Asked Questions
Q. How much do they cost?
A. One million dollars. Next question.
Q. Do you have experience raising exotic animals?
A. Yes, we have a donkey.
Q. Can you board our cat while we go to Disney?
A. Haha. Seriously?
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ~ Groucho Marx